Tuesday, April 23, 2013

"I Just Glazed" + An Awesome Giveaway

If you understand the title of this post then, shoot, we might just both have the same guilty pleasure... The Real Housewives of Orange County. It has always been my favorite of the Housewives series and I have quickly grown fond of Heather Dubrow. She cracks me up with her wit and dry sense of humor.

Which is why last night's episode really had me on the floor laughing. We finally got to see Heather dumbing it down and playing the "immature banter" game that some cast members [ahem, Alexis] like to play. It didn't take long for everyone to start chiming in for what was one of the most uncomfortable dinners I've witnessed.

Dun, dun dun...

During what was supposed to be a nice dinner with the ladies at Tamra's new fitness studio, Alexis [invited only by Vicki] decides to start bringing up the "bully" word as soon as Tamra asks her a simple question, "Why do you want to be here?" The ladies have had enough with being accused of bullying and when Alexis looks at Heather, Heather loses it.

"Whoa... why are you looking at me?!"

At that point, Heather decides to play down on Alexis' level of immaturity and large hand motions [ie: "Talk to the hand" Oh, yes. That happened.] But the best part, toward the end of the Alexis vs. Heather banter when Heather was just done, was this line:

"I just glazed"
[with a hand-swiping motion over her face]

Hilarious. I am officially adopting that phrase to use when I just couldn't care less about something anymore. I'll have to go back and watch the rest of the episode because I rewound that part about four times and couldn't stop laughing until the end. However, I do know that there was a particularly insane argument that went back and forth between Tamra and Alexis which ended with Alexis literally being kicked out and the below...

What an episode. It sounds like Heather and Tamra are both dunzo with the Alexis drama. So, next time you feel yourself getting pulled into drama, knowing there's no great way to get out, just say the short but sweet Heatherism, "I just glazed" and be "done." ;)


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The Pink Growl said...

I adore Heather! I have gone through a love/hate relationship with most of the girls but Heather is definitely my current fav! She's a good mix up to the rest of them.

SHAYNA said...

It is my guilty pleasure as well! I LOVE Heather too! She's definitely my favorite on the show. I was rolling when that argument was happening. You could tell that Heather was just about to explode & then, she did! Great TV moments Bravo! Hope you're doing great g/f! Seems like you are for sure!!!

Life in the Heights! said...

I even felt awkward watching that dinner and I cannot imagine what it was like to actually be there, lol!!
It was also funny to see Tamra's other non TV show friends laughing at all the bickering!! Next week should be interesting!

Jenn said...

I watched the episode too and let's just say I was glad that I wasn't there. Talk about awkward! I can't wait to see what Vicki has to say next week.
I love Heather...but I feel like she's really being hard on her hubby this year. I kinda feel bad for him

jessica nicole said...

I was cracking up last night. Alexis is cray cray! Love Heather, Gretchen & Tamra.

Kristen said...

Heather is my fave! I could totally see us being besties. Well, if I had a lot more money and fabulosity like Mrs. Dubrow. She is so smart and funny. And because of their family, my husband constantly asks for onion rings with everything now.

ashleigh said...

i laughed so hard at the "i glazed" hahah